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Lots of people want to ride with you in a limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down

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Happy Chinese New Year 2012 to everyone!!

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Quote For Today

I'd rather go by bus ~ Prince Charles

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2012

Hello guys..Just want to say and wish you all a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2012. Stay travel with us, Menumbok Ekspress. Peace!

Just for fun ;D ~ Outlandish Statements ( Do's and Dont's in Bus)

If you know what I mean bout any of these rules then you take the bus too much…but its cool haha…

1. Do NOT sit next to me if you have food… especially Mc D’s, it makes me hungry…

2. Do NOT play music on your phone loud… unless you see me bobbing my head along to it… and in that case Do NOT change it until it’s finished…

3. Do NOT let your kid sit in front of me and turn around and face me… make them sit normally before I poke their eyes out and teach them it’s rude to stare.

4. Do NOT open the window above me if it’s raining out side and you’re hot… I don’t care I’m not getting wet because your hot… you’ll cool down when you get off…

5. Do NOT sit next to me if you smell of alcohol, fags or shit…

6. Do NOT ask me to turn me headphones down if you sit next to me… MOVE!

7. Do NOT speak in a different language on the phone…I like to know what’s going on as well…

8. If I am sitting next to the window and need to get up DO NOT just turn sideways... STAND UP! Before i make my bag wack you in the head...

9. If your child is crying DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

10. Do NOT sit behind me and chat rubbish… for obvious reasons…

11. Do NOT look for oyster card on the bus, and hold the bus up, when you could've got it out whilst you were waiting for the bus...

12. Do NOT have your 4 year olds in the puschairs, especailly when the bus is packed. FOLD IT UP!

13. Do NOT sit at the front of the bus When there are old people standing...Show some R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

14. Do NOT try and read my texts...It's not about you...

15. Do NOT cough or sneeze into your hands and then rub up the poles...That why so many people have a cold at the moment!

16. Do NOT get on the bendy bus before i get off...or i will drag you off with me...

17. Do NOT push me to get off, you have a mouth use it...

18. Do NOT sit next to me if there are LOADS of free seats.. ESPECIALLY if you walk past two empty seats to get to me..

19. Do NOT just stand down stairs and block up the aisle so people cant get to the FREE SEATS UPSTAIRS... if theres free seats.. USE THEM!!

20. WOMEN!! Do NOT get on the bus with wet hair... It looks tacky, wake up earlier so you have enough time for it to dry... or buy a hair dryer..

21. WOMEN!! Do NOT do your make up on the bus...it's not a beauty salon..

22. MEN!! Do NOT stare... you kno what i mean..

23. Do NOT have your phone conversations bare loud... theres no need... unless its an arguement which are always entertaining...

24. Do NOT have your ringtone set to the highest level..especially if your ring tone is shit... who ever is calling is no calling the whole of the bus... they're calling you! have it on vibrate or some shit....

25. Do NOT sit next to me if you have loads of bags... because when its time for me to get out any how i miss my stop i'm taking a bag with me to compensate for the extra walking you made me do...

26. Do Not be sniffing all over the bus if your nose is running, BLOW and get rid of it... rather than acting like your some crack feind going cold turkey!

27. Do NOT let your kids the repeat what the bus woman says... its bad enough that we have the hear '242 to homerton hospital' once is bad enough...

28. Do NOT let your kids read out every sign, or newspaper out loud.. if they want to learn to read buy them a leapfrog and do it at home!... go hearhttp://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/3491692/Trail/searchtext%3ELEAPFROG.htm

29. Do NOT allow your kid to press the bell over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again... it gets annoying... and the same rule applies to you!

30. Do NOT press the bell again when i've pressed the bell for the next stop, i've done it LOSER! ....also.....

31. Do NOT say excuse me to get off when i've pressed the bell for the next stop , you know im getting off this stop too idiot!

32. Do NOT Ask Me To Move Down when the bus is packed and You Can CLEARLY See There's No Space!!

33. Do NOT try and get on the bus if the bus is already packed, the driver opened the doors so people can get OFF, so LET THEM!!!

34. Do NOT bring your kinds on the bus if you CANNOT control them...

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